"Al Fansome, why can't you be more like Tommy Rosenbaum?"

[Pigmeat]

Physicist Thomas Rosenbaum was named as the new President of CalTech yesterday.

You blew it,Al. You were a lock for that job, but no, you had to reach for that one Coke Zero can in the back of the dumpster, didn't you?

After three days with no response from you, they had to move on with the process. How were they to know of your knack of getting stuck in dumpsters?

[Fansome]

Yes, what that school needs is a pirate radio DXer for president. I'm sure they'll consider it next time around.

That place has gone straight down the toilet since you got on the Board of Trustees.

[Pigmeat]

Someone had to replace Earl W. Muntz.

We're going to rename Fleming House, Mad Man Manor, next fall. A 100 foot bronze statue of Earl will tower over it.

[SingleSideburn]

Have you noticed . . .

I'm kinda bronze myself.