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Offline ChrisSmolinski

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Chuck Norris the DXer
« on: March 11, 2014, 1943 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't need a directional antenna, unwanted radio waves are afraid to approach his radio.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2014, 2000 UTC »
Something in the back of my brain just got stimulated.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2014, 2017 UTC »
Quote from: Sealord on March 11, 2014, 2000 UTC
Something in the back of my brain just got stimulated.

It is alive...
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2014, 0400 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't need a good antenna, a good antenna needs Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2014, 1941 UTC »
If he were a Pirate broadcaster would the station be called "the Round House Kick place on your radio' ???

<sigh>  that was weak wasn't it?  Back to programme material...

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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2014, 2044 UTC »
Chick Norris vs a Geomagnetic Storm...

Who wins and why (how) ???

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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2014, 2318 UTC »
Chuck Norris   
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2014, 0103 UTC »
Chuck Norris always uses upper sideband, the manliest of modes.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2014, 0122 UTC »
of course he does  
i forgot to add that fact
thanks for reminding me  ;) ;)

bet he likes sstv too :o ;D
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2014, 1347 UTC »
Quote from: paranoid dxer on March 12, 2014, 2318 UTC
Chuck Norris   
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Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2014, 1518 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't send reception reports, stations ask him to listen.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2014, 0112 UTC »
Elena Rogova wouldn't dare to give Chuck Norris a bogus transmitter site on a RMWS QSL card.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2014, 1304 UTC »
Chuck Norris does it with more frequency...  ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 1741 UTC »
When Chuck Norris started as a CBer, he always used a "Kicker".
« Last Edit: March 19, 2014, 1744 UTC by RCCI »
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 0630 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't vote,
He just stares at the ballot and it punches itself...
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