The HFUnderground BBQ

[atrainradio]

Ever think of having a get-together BBQ? Share pirate stories, BBQ, and so on?

I bet Pigmeat makes some mean BBQ.

[Fansome]

He's a vegetarian. Plus, if you invite him, he'll insist that everyone play croquet, and he'll bore everyone with stories about the time he almost met James Brownyard.

Ever think of having a get-together BBQ? Share pirate stories, BBQ, and so on?

I bet Pigmeat makes some mean BBQ.

[Pigmeat]

Watch that vegetarian stuff, Fansome.

Which James Brownyard do you mean? Old Man Brownyard or his kid? I remember something about his kid, James "Oxy" Brownyard Jr. talking some weirdo in Hershey, PA. into standing on a corner with a bag on his head waiting for young Oxy to pick him up.

I wonder if that fella is still standing on the corner wearing that bag?

[Fansome]

Hey, if the grilled tofu fits, wear it.

Watch that vegetarian stuff, Fansome.

[Pigmeat]

There are days I wish young Oxy had told you to go with plastic instead of paper, Al.

Atrain, my late uncle used to make great BBQ'd racoon in a slow cooker. It took about twelve hours, but damned it was worth it.

Pulled racoon sandwiches, there's nothing like 'em.

[atrainradio]

You know I heard one time years ago that scientists were trying to make pulled tofu, the tofu version of pulled pork etc.

I said it then and still say it, that science can go way too far.