Rooters - "One hundred and fifty thousand Adelie penguins were killed when an iceberg the size of Luxembourg crushed a major rookery. Scientist suspect deliberate avianicide caused by weather manipulating activities at the former HAARP facility in Alaska.
The question is, who is behind the assault on the adorable, super-intelligent, harmless, and flightless birds? Jack Hanna of the Columbus Zoo was said to have commented, 'What sort of evil could commit such a heinous act? ISIL, North Korea, Justin Bieber, Al Fansome? The possibilities are endless.'
The owners of the HAARP facility, FANCO Inc. couldn't be reached for comment."
This one ain't gonna be too hard to figure out. Ol' Brain Bubbles is in big trouble now.