Al, get the ip's and addresses of those people in the comments. It's time to put the 15 gallon Throne of Justice in the Winnebago of Doom and administer mass swirly's upon them. With the anti-bull..er.. anti-nerd reprogramming edicts enacted in our schools over the past three decades the inmates are running the asylum. Just bringing back dodgeball to establish a simple pecking order would cut this stuff in half overnight. A kid looking for Pokemon on his phone? "Kerwham!" a soccer ball to the side of the head shattering his phone and rattling his brains would end that foolishness on the spot.
As my HS vice principal used to tell me every morning before sending me out to do my duty, "A swirly a day keeps the geeks at bay." He was a wise and noble man. He had a technique for Indian burns that would hurt for half a semester.