He heard what a bang-up job we did with McGonigle and Murphy. He wants us to lead his followers through the most heavily Irish wards of Boston, New York, and Chicago with potato cannons shouting "Blight Power!" while firing spuds and cans of Guinness at the residents as we drive them towards the boats where Jeff Sessions and his special slack-jawed flying squadron will take over.
Don texted something about "Lets get rid of the wurst, first!" I thought he meant brats and Germans, but it turns out Don's a poor speller and a Heiny to boot. I couldn't talk him in to deporting himself, but I'm working on it.