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Both his former S.O. and his current gf, both of whom are natives of hurricane country, when asked for comments said, "He's nuts!" and "You said it, sister!"

When asked what their plans were they replied, "We're going to go stay with that good-lookin' Pigmeat!" The former S.O. chimed in "Yeah, he's a real he-man! He never tried to leave me for a sea-cow named Belinda."

I've got company coming. Good luck on the roof, Al!

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2017, 2015 UTC »
In the words of a famous privateer of the airwaves "Nuts, hell, we're beans!"

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2017, 0008 UTC »
Leave Shady Acres, Al Fansome, repeat, leave Shady Acres. Your Aunt Irma is coming and she's pissed. That is all.

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2017, 1921 UTC »
Well, it happened. The Government declared Al's hundreds of thousands of knobs as part of the "Strategic Knob Reserve" and brought in trucks to haul it and Al out of the possible path of Irma. As Al went out the gate of Shady Acre's under duress, he vowed to the residents, "I shall return!"

As an impromptu speaker, Al comes up with original lines like that one off the top of his head on a regular basis.

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2017, 0459 UTC »
There have already been several sharknados to the south. I fear the worst.

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2017, 0509 UTC »
Did Tara Reid go flying over? She's the Jamie Lee Curtis of her generation. "Cue me when it's time for me to pull my top of and scream, Harry."

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2017, 0037 UTC »
Did Tara Reid go flying over? She's the Jamie Lee Curtis of her generation. "Cue me when it's time for me to pull my top of and scream, Harry."

I go away for a couple of years - come back, and not a damn thing has changed around here !
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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2017, 0206 UTC »
And just where have you been? How's Mr. Stinky?

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2017, 0606 UTC »
One of us, one of us. Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble.

Did Tara Reid go flying over? She's the Jamie Lee Curtis of her generation. "Cue me when it's time for me to pull my top of and scream, Harry."

I go away for a couple of years - come back, and not a damn thing has changed around here !


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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2017, 1951 UTC »
And just where have you been? How's Mr. Stinky?
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That stinky old horse came up lame after Jay rode him around Captain Ganja's car when he was broadcasting from that VW Van on the bridge on I95 on the way to Kulpsville. So he was retired to Captain Ron's Cardboard Box Farm. I hear that since Al took over the management of the farm both he and Ron have become millionaires. As for me - I'm not certain where I've been....but I'm back now, I think.
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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2017, 0235 UTC »
I wondered where the Fansome fortune came from? He told me it came from cornering the market on those prostate pills they sell on late night talk radio and at truckstops.

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2017, 0520 UTC »
No word from Al, but reports from Shady Acres say his nuclear powered generator is on and operating, the residents are cool, happy, and watching 500 channels of "Matlock".  Nearby zoo's and aquariums are using Shady Acres enclosed pools to shelter their penguin and puffin flocks until power can be restored at their facilities.

More news as it arrives.

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2017, 1622 UTC »
The "Murder, She Wrote" contingent is making headway in overthrowing the tyranny of the "Matlock" contingent.

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Re: Shady Acres to be evacuated as Irma nears. Fansome vows to stay on!
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2017, 0100 UTC »
Huh? Where am I???