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Offline Pigmeat

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Al, our pal Kim Jong-Un...
« on: October 11, 2017, 2117 UTC »
has appointed his sister Joyce to a prominent spot in the family business. As you and Joyce were quite the item, I've got to think this is a hint for you to do the right thing, marry the girl and move to scenic Pyongyang. Besides, he only bumps off blood relatives. You'll be fine.

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Re: Al, our pal Kim Jong-Un...
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2017, 2353 UTC »
Besides, he only bumps off blood relatives. You'll be fine.

If only. His uncle was married to dad's sister, so there's one who wasn't blood. Don't fall for it, Al!
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Re: Al, our pal Kim Jong-Un...
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2017, 2114 UTC »
Kim's a literal bastard, but he wouldn't bump off his full sister Joyce's paramour. That was the husband of his half-aunt he cannonized.

Marry her, Al. The BIL will give you all the enriched uranium you need to build that anti-penguin "Death Ray".