Another went off in Guatemala last night. Volcano's are your bailiwick. What's our plan for confronting these monstrous mountains?
We took care of that dirty hippy mountain, Billy, decades ago, and defeated the Smith Mountain Bunnyman a few years back. We can take care of a few volcano's. Go to the comic book shop and nab a few virgins. The female variety are rare, but the males are often found in comic book shops and places like CalTech. We'll tell them the craters are hot tubs full of depraved and deprived swimsuit models. Pele doesn't care as long as she gets her virgins. If these guys think they're going to have relations with real women instead of inflatable ones, they'll pay us to go. Take out lil' insurance on them as part of standard waiver and it's 100% profit. It's a can't miss proposition.
BTW, no Flem's will be harmed in this project.