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Offline paranoid dxer

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A Fun Read
« on: April 22, 2011, 0257 UTC »
"In the long run, the greatest weapon of mass destruction is stupidity.
 
"I believe in animal rights. They have the right to garlic, and butter." - Ted Nugent

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 0331 UTC »
Yep, at first it is.  At first, you're like  :D

Then you're  ???  :o

Later, you may be like  >:(


Wish I was half that funny... but I think some of these pictures are:
http://tcsshortwave.blogspot.com/2011/04/frn-and-king-of-performance-art-or-sock.html


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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 0354 UTC »
You know Poet, if you keep making faces like that, your face is gonna freeze that way!  :P

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 1301 UTC »
Waitaminnit - I lost track - whose sock puppet am I, again?  ???

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 1507 UTC »
What happens if you put a pair of sockpuppets into the washing machine?
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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 1700 UTC »
The party went to a very disturbing place when, after taking a few hits, the chipmunk kept asking the other guys at the party for nuts. It went to an even more disturbing place when Asterisk unzipped his pants excitedly.
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"I believe in animal rights. They have the right to garlic, and butter." - Ted Nugent

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2011, 0201 UTC »
What happens if you put a pair of sockpuppets into the washing machine?


Hopefully they drown.

As long as they are not breeding.... ::)
« Last Edit: April 23, 2011, 0203 UTC by Newfoundland DXer »

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2011, 0349 UTC »
What happens if you put a pair of sockpuppets into the washing machine?

it’s illegal for retards to have sex and procreate in the UK.  it’s also illegal to make zombies in Haiti, which is pretty much the same exact law because if you think about it, what is the difference between a retard and zombie besides one eats brains and the other eats crayons. The difference is negligible.
Apart from the rituals of death and purification, the voodoo includes the mystical transformation of sockpuppets into “zombies”. This is one of the biggest fears for the secular society. The monkey's believe that a zombie is created from the sorcery of the wizard, who would make himself a controller of his victim, able to manipulate the will of the person’s soul.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2011, 0351 UTC by paranoid dxer »
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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2011, 1457 UTC »
Zombie rabbits? It must be mushroom season in your neck of the woods,pd. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2011, 0506 UTC »
heh. you said 'mushroom'!  heh. heh.

 

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2011, 1817 UTC »
a basic Mushroom recovers 30 HP for one party member. This Mushroom had a red and white cap with an orange stem (and no face). The Mid Mushroom, as a result of also being more expensive, is that they recover 80 HP to one party member. Mid Mushrooms differ in appearance from the regular Mushroom, having a green cap than a red one. The Max Mushroom, being the greatest one of them all, is about to recover all HP to one party member. They have a yellow cap, different from all other Mushrooms. The bad Mushroom, only found in Seaside Town, does not recover HP and is used only in battle. When used, they poison an enemy of choice, but some enemies don't get poisoned, so it is not that useful. They have the same appearance as a regular Mushroom in the game. However, Mushrooms that are found in Treasure Boxes recovers all HP and FP for Mario's entire party. These Mushrooms are used as soon as they are picked up. Additionally, these powerful Mushrooms have faces. Also, most Mushroom Treasure Chests restock with every selection of a certain area. A special type of Mushroom is sold by the Goombette Triplets at the shop in Monstro Town. These Mushrooms, apart from restoring 30 HP, also turn the user into a Mushroom 

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"I believe in animal rights. They have the right to garlic, and butter." - Ted Nugent

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2011, 1156 UTC »
Ah! You're one of Al's kids. Welcome aboard.

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 0251 UTC »
Ah! You're one of Al's kids. Welcome aboard.



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"I believe in animal rights. They have the right to garlic, and butter." - Ted Nugent

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 0254 UTC »
Admit it,O' son of the Risen Fansome.

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Re: A Fun Read
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 0304 UTC »
 oh daddy stop being so mean to me
"In the long run, the greatest weapon of mass destruction is stupidity.
 
"I believe in animal rights. They have the right to garlic, and butter." - Ted Nugent

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight