I'm not the one who got swallowed by the gator, ranted about flocks of venomous flying penguins circling his house, and claimed he had a GF and S.O. at the same time am I? I didn't keep Capt. Ron in a box, nor did I stand in front of my house with a paper bag over my head hoping a certain radio pirate would come pick me up, did I?
You've been riding my coattails to fame and fortune for years, Fanny. Now you're lashing out in your old age, pointing fingers at the one Pirate who saved you from the Bunny Lynch Mob. For shame, Alluvial, for shame!