I guess this brings some new meaning to the old tradition of "outhouse tipping".
It's a simple, but effective means for boys to get back at cops and carnies.
A carny was fool enough to leave my cousin Jake and I hanging upside down on top of double Ferris wheel for about a half hour while he swept up our loot and went off to eat. He came back to let us out after we raised Hell from above. He wouldn't give us our money back, or our change that had dropped. We we were seething.
A couple of days later we were over there on a busy night keeping an eye on him. He goes in the port-a-jon. I said "Lock it from the outside, Jake, I'm pushin' this SOB over." He uttered words from inside I'd never heard before while the people outside were howling.
We ran all the way to my Aunt's house imagining him bobbing for turds.
White Castle Slider's were widely known as "Squirtburgers". A term coined by the franchise owners son, no less.