Polka music, right up there with the swinging the cat by the tale sounds of the bagpipes. We should weaponize the combo.
She needs to takes some some lessons from the "King of The Accordion", Flaco Jimenez. Flaco doesn't play that noise called "polka". He plays Conjunto R&R, Norteno's, and dabbles in Mariachi music. Used to play with the late Freddy Fender, Doug Sahm, and the still above ground Augie Meyers in the Tejano super group, The Texas Tornado's, along with playing with his longtime buddies Willie Nelson, Junior Brown, Dwight Yokum, etc... The Tornado's got heavy rotation on not only various music TV channels, but also the legendary Pirate radio station, Radio Pigmeat International, not some damn fool cable access TV show three drunks watch.
Flaco is a star from the Canadian border to Colombia. Mollie? Known only in places where peoples brains are permanently frozen and suffering from lutefisk poisoning. Why do you think they stomp around so much to that racket? Trying to sweat it out of their systems and get the blood flowing, that's why.
I hope Brother Al can cure her with a laying on of the hands and a diet of blue catfish sushi.