in peoples yards, scaring the kiddies. She looks awful, not plucking her upper lip in weeks and bloated like a beached whale. Isn't it bad enough those people had to face down a Cat 5 hurricane, to wake up to a hairy, hungry, killer manatee in their back yard?
Personally, I'd unleash the gators on her if I lived there. Control your spouse or see her turned into gator chow is the real man's motto. Shape up!