There are no bad video games, only bad video gamers.
Besides that load of junk that was buried in the New Mexico desert? A gang of blockheads designed that stuff.
A gang of blockheads pushed for early release. It's a good indication of why businessmen shouldn't be in charge of anything.
Especially ones with the initials "A.O.F."
"A show girl that looked like Belinda Carlisle just winked at me. Gimme that contract, I'll sign it!"
"No, Al. Make 'em throw in Toni Basil, too."
"You got it, Mickey."