Hopefully Snowden peed his diapers in Putin's romper room when this news broke.
"Vell, we don't need dis von anynik more. Trow him in Lubyanka basement, Medvedev, the hungry vonz can have him. I go get new lifts so to get me past doz pezky 'Muzk be dis tall to ride' signz at amusement parks."
"Da, Wladamirch, da. It vill be don. BTW, ven vill ve reach 'Great Power' status like you promise in 1996? De people art hungry."
"Vy you tink I rehabilitated Stalin? Let dem' eet sawdust an' chaff. How our puppets in USA, Trumpsky an' Joshky doink?"
"Rantink like loonatiks, Fearless Leader, our plan is verking"
"Gut, Gut. I miss Boris an Natasha. Khrushchev got all de gut vuns."