I'm a Piss Weak Little Mobile

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I'm a Piss Weak Little Mobile is a ham radio song, sung to the tune of the traditional song "I've been workin' on the railroad." The lyrics are:

 I'm a piss weak little mobile,
 No one can hear me.
 I'm a piss weak little mobile,
 I sound so yellowy.
 Please, can anybody hear me,
 Talking on the radio?
 I'm a piss weak little mobile,
 Down the road I go.


See also


Another variant is "Piss Weak Mobile Blues" that is often performed by Timtron at various hamfesters.

I'm just a piss weak little mobile,

I've got those piss weak mobile blues.

My mobile rig's so yellowy,

I can't even blow a fuse.


I call CQ to my YL

So we could take a ride

She couldn't hear my signal

And I was sitting just outside.


I'm just a piss weak little mobile,

I've got those piss weak mobile blues.

My mobile rig's so yellowy,

I can't even blow a fuse.


All this piss weak ridicule

Is really killing me

I guess I'll sell my Gonset

And go back to my CB


I'm just a piss weak little mobile,

I've got those piss weak mobile blues.

My mobile rig's so yellowy,

I can't even blow a fuse.



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