FINALLY!
After running through my entire list with hardly a peep heard (Blinky and CO - both
very weakly), I got to the memory slot for the D/V test, and guess who's there!

Finally, after trying and trying, here's the D/V test, punching right through the spread-spectrum/datastream. Apparently, the same weird ionosphere that's been keeping me from hearing but a handful of beacons over the last few days has also "bent" the skip far enough that this one's finally making the trip to upstate South Carolina.
As you can see, the dipole is going gangbusters, with the vertical having some trouble getting out this far. The signal's been weakening a bit as I typed this log, so it probably won't be here much longer, but for the time being, I've got it.