This could be the best Halloween ever! Al, you got the paper bags full of dog doodoo? I got the lighter! Mr. Pigmeat, you can ring the doorbells 
I'm more of an egg flinger. Prank calls to the police, then cutting trees to block them in up a narrow hollow is fun,too. Plus,you get to rock and taunt them. I can put a backspin on a roll of toilet paper that I'm told is amazing. You can never go wrong with the classics.
My late father was an outhouse tipper of great renown, but that grand, glorious ancient tradition has mainly passed with the advent of septic tanks and county service district sewage plants