How much do you want to bet the wife and the husband have already been contacted by the staff of both "Maury" and "The Steve Wilkos Show"? That story seems to be a natural for the giant, bald, Chicago chair thrower.
The bidding war could get fierce.
It makes me wonder if "Jerry" is negotiating the future rights for a fight between the Dad and the Hillbilly Ninja when the old man get's out of jail? The Detroit Dad versus Tennessee's finest in a winner take all tussle with a lesbian stripper beanie-weenie rasslin' preliminary.