are offering fifty-thousand bucks if you show up at the court house,let them take a few pics and run a few tests to verify who you are. Some sort of thing involving a fella who looked like you back in the 70's, but they need proof you're the guy. There were some sketches on television today. Sheer luck that I spotted them out of the corner of my eye and recognized it was you. I'll drive you out to collect. You can thank me later.