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Have you ever been in PHP hell?

Yes
2 (10%)
No
0 (0%)
These are not the PHPs you are looking for.
2 (10%)
What frequency are they on?
1 (5%)
Mama told me not to come.
1 (5%)
My antenna wasn't long enough.
1 (5%)
Not without updating my Commodore64.
3 (15%)
Hey look Mister-- we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any 'characters' around to give the joint 'atmosphere', IS THAT CLEAR?!
6 (30%)
It's already mutated into human form, SHOOT IT!!!
1 (5%)
WTF?
3 (15%)

Total Members Voted: 12

Author Topic: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)  (Read 3517 times)

Offline John Poet

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I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
« on: March 29, 2017, 0122 UTC »
Have you ever been in PHP hell?  Survey says:

« Last Edit: March 29, 2017, 0128 UTC by John Poet »

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Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2017, 0135 UTC »
So I have a little time to kill during an FTP upload...


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Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2017, 0257 UTC »
So I have a little time to kill during an FTP upload...

Yes.

Play chess.
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Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2017, 0904 UTC »
So I have a little time to kill during an FTP upload...

Yes.

Play chess.

Nah, I was playing here instead-- that was the point

I seem to have made it out without having to edit a whole bunch of code, thank god...
but I was in a bad spot there for a while, LOL



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Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2017, 1428 UTC »
Threaten your code that you'll redo it from scratch!






























Then later on, beg your code to not make you redo it from scratch.
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Re: I am in PHP hell.... (With POLL!!!)
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2017, 0752 UTC »
Anytime you see a php script start with

error_reporting(0); or error_reporting(E_ERROR | E_WARNING | E_PARSE); or ini_set('display_errors', "0");

you should be suspicious.
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