Advice!

[Fansome]

I offer this advice in the spirit of public service, as there seems to be a lot of this going around these days:

WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET YOUR PANTIES UP IN A BUNCH:

1) Stay calm, DON'T PANIC!!!

2) Pull down the panties, and step out of them. This may take some effort, depending on how bunched up the panties are.

3) Unbunch the panties.

4) Step into the panties, and pull them back up.

4) Above all, don't panic, STAY CALM!!!

Your HFU/#pirateradio buddy,

Al

"HFU: The most-viewed Pirate Radio site on the net"

[Fansome]

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[Zoidberg]

And watch out for these fellows while unbunching panties.  They're rumored to be collecting bunched panties and mysteriously converting them to profit.

[Fansome]

A lot of my admirers have been emailing me, asking me if I'm on drugs. Well, I am on a drug - it's called Al Fansome. It's not available because if you try it once you'll die - your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I have one speed. I have one gear. Go! I dare you to keep up with me.

[Fansome]

And another thing: you borrow my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard’. My brain fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

[Fansome]

Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

[John Poet]

Ok, Charlie... Now let's get you back to rehab, shall we?

[Fansome]

No need for rehab; I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I’m done.

I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

[Pigmeat]

LMAO!!!

[Fansome]

Where are you hiding you silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself, or women?

Which personality are you cowering beneath for transparent cover? I see you, you little worm, I see you.

[corq]

Ye Gads, the Derp is *strong* with this one.