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WBNY Relay Tuesday evening
« on: July 20, 2010, 1730 UTC »
From an email I just received. I know that the Commander will be proud to have been mentioned here!

We'll be on 6950khz in AM using the Grenade to relay the brand new Pirates Week, Voice of Next Thursday and some important announcements about how you (monke-boy) can get your $1-Million in cash from Commander Bunny!  We've already seen a steep increase in t-shirt and hat sales, so clearly the subliminal messages are working on your teeny, tiny, little, monkey-brains!
 
Broadcasts start at 4PM Eastern Time and will continue until roughly 9PM Eastern time.
 
So far we've given away over $50-million to ape-humans who've asked for it.  We (the Rodent Revolution and Commander Bunny) have been pleasently surprised that so many monkeys could follow simple instructions.  There is hope for North America!!!
 
Never before in both Pirate shortwave and Political history, has any candiate, or pirate broadcaster, given away millions of dollars!  Unless you count Dick Cheney, who barely qualifies as an ape-human!
 
Get yours before its too late
 
 
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Re: WBNY Relay Tuesday evening
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 0547 UTC »
From an anonymous source:

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"If you've been following the news recently, you know that HF Underpants's roorbacks stink of cover-ups, stalls, diversionary tactics, legal maneuverings, and other measures that suppress those who would seek to learn the truth about HF Underpants's morally crippled campaigns of malice and malignity. However, you might not know that HF Underpants frequently writes self-contradictory, nonsensical "sentences" that are actually just phrases or sentence fragments filled with grammatical, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation errors. Here's my side of the story: HF Underpants says that it was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires. Yet it also wants to annihilate a person's personality, individuality, will, and character. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask because its most progressive idea is to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Let me leave you with one last thought: Many of HF Underpants's initiatives have been criticized for being slanted in favor of a particular stance."

I believe that pretty well says it all.
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Re: WBNY Relay Tuesday evening
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 1702 UTC »
Friends, I cannot state more clearly the following sobering fact: Lex's new definition of "ultraphotomicrograph" is unquestionably in disagreement with his primitive commentaries. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Lex. Throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to lift the fog from his thinking and those who wish to contravene decency. Naturally, Lex belongs to the latter category. Make special note of that point because he contends that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. What planet is he from? The planet Haughty? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: Is Man to be free to follow his conscience and worship as he sees fit, or must he accept a conscience and god provided to him by Lex? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but Lex claims that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. I respond that his chums are too indolent to question his authority.

One of Lex's squadristi once said, "You and I are objects for Lex to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that Lex is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in his own biases, gets into all sorts of viperine speculation, and then makes no effort to test out his speculations—and that's just the short list! He invariably supports politicians who have been groomed from childhood to turn us into easy prey for picayunish boors for a variety of reasons. For instance, when he hears anyone say that most of us avouch that he is extremely gruesome, his answer is to revive an arcadian past that never existed. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by him.

Can you believe that Lex once said that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have? I have a collection of similar pearls from Lex, but rather than recite them all I'll simply point out that Lex should stop calling me a footling parasite. Although I've been called worse things by better people, I've never bothered Lex. Yet Lex wants to interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? In the beginning of this letter, I promised you details, but now I'm running out of space. So here's one detail to end with: Someone ought to ask Lex point-blank why he thinks he can impress us by talking about "unexceptionableness this" and "isomerizeparabolization that".

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Re: WBNY Relay Tuesday evening
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 2150 UTC »
The only suitable retort to the profligate screed imposed by my colleague RF Burnz upon the gentlefolk of this august institution would be to quote the great philosopher and libido medication spammer Brahma Keller in his most recent contribution to my Hotmail account:
 
"No, mlord. I never. Raff, gather the garrison together in the Hall of a Hundred Hearths. Your captives as well. Ill wan (sic).  Also, herbal Cialis on sale now!"

I'm guessing some nuances were lost in the translation from Farsi to English.

Humbly yours,
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Re: WBNY Relay Tuesday evening
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2011, 0624 UTC »
Friends, I cannot state more clearly the following sobering fact: Lex's new definition of "ultraphotomicrograph" is unquestionably in disagreement with his primitive commentaries. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Lex. Throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to lift the fog from his thinking and those who wish to contravene decency. Naturally, Lex belongs to the latter category. Make special note of that point because he contends that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. What planet is he from? The planet Haughty? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: Is Man to be free to follow his conscience and worship as he sees fit, or must he accept a conscience and god provided to him by Lex? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but Lex claims that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. I respond that his chums are too indolent to question his authority.


Well,  that's certainly a nice variation from your endless loggings of WBNY... one of the ONLY variations in your entire posting history here!  Please accept my belated congratuations on your insertion of a "variable"!

You win an extra-large box of TIDE!


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