To the brave Virginia Earthquake survivors:

[Fansome]

Never forget!

[Zoidberg]

I'll never forget my first trembler.

[Pigmeat]

Now you've gone and done it Lex,spreadin' bad weed smokin' practices.

Why those damned foreigners can't even get a joint right. Cone shaped my ass! That would be a spliff not a joint. Any two year old Rastafarian could tell you that. And you sure as Hell don't mix your weed with tobacco either. Buncha one toke jokes got to mix tobacco in because it's too strong for 'em or they're just cheap Euro-Trash.

These kids need to get some Bugler singles,use one paper only, and roll that thing like John Wayne did cigarettes in the cowboy movies. Twist the ends and you've got yourself a joint. It ain't rocket science. Why even Ol' Man Fansome could do it.

Where did these damned Europeans learn to smoke weed? Pancho Villa never put tobacco in his weed and neither should you.

Now go find Roky Erickson and repent,Lex. Repent!

[Zoidberg]

Now go find Roky Erickson and repent,Lex. Repent!

Hey, I met Roky backstage about 30 years ago.  He didn't say anything about repenting.  But now I've got that creature with the atom brain stuck in my noggin.