I was willing to continue participating on the FRN, even after my original account mysteriously vanished in late 2010, along with Fansome, Evil Elvis and a couple other people. Cosmikdebris set up a new account for me in early 2011, and I logged a few times. But I gave up after receiving a bizarre e-mail from Commander Bunny on April 1st last year accusing me of helping to destroy pirate radio by logging Northern Relay Station. I'm still not sure whether that was an elaborate April Fools Day prank.

Pirate radio is wild, weird and wonderful. But in the end the FRN reminded me of a crazy ex-girlfriend. Great sex. Some good times. But after too many pleading, hysterical phone calls in the middle of the night, followed by her huge tantrums after we got back together, I had to give her up and find a sane woman.
But somehow I got hooked up with Underpants Gnomes.
Mama told me there'd be days like this...
