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Huh? / Watching the American Music Awards...

« on: October 10, 2018, 0234 UTC »

with my wife. It make me realize how tame music has got since the passing of the likes of Ike Turner, Dee Dee Ramone, and Rick James? Even that ol' Graceland gate crasher and "kiddie pool as weapon" rascal, Jerry Lee Lewis is too old to show. In those days we would have several fistfights, shootings and O.D.'s at music award shows.

Snoop tries to keep the old values alive, but it's tough for one man on his own. Free Suge Knight and give him an Uzi to liven these snooze fest's up! He's no more dangerous than that late national icon, James Brown. Plus Suge could get Kanye's mind right with his patented "Dangle them by their ankles from a 25th floor window" method. Kanye would rush home to get back on his meds after that. He'd probably dump his Frankenwife after that experience, too.

Free Suge Knight! His country needs him.

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MW Loggings / 1610 khz Electronica station at 6:30 UTC Oct. 7...

« on: October 08, 2018, 0035 UTC »

I listened for about 20 minutes. Solid signal with no id's and no announcements. I don't know if it was a legit station or not? I heard a pirate on and off on this frequency from Ohio years ago calling itself "The Voice of The Miami Valley" but I doubt it's the same station.

Any clues on this one?

138

Huh? / The New Guinea flatworm has made it to Florida.

« on: October 06, 2018, 2326 UTC »

It's the new delicacy that fashionable foodies are clamoring for!

Al, as our resident gourmand, gather a bucket of them, boil them up, and let us know how they are? Shady Acres should be crawling with them. They eat snails, you could train them to hunt down your escargot.

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Huh? / CalTech discovers Planet X!

« on: October 03, 2018, 1952 UTC »

Is their anything these God-like human beings can't do? I saw a blurb on LiveScience, but the full article is supposed to be in Scientific American. Damned if I can find the link, so good luck looking for home, Al.

140

Huh? / Elon Musk. Is he on the road to going...

« on: October 01, 2018, 1134 UTC »

full-blown Howard Hughes?

141

Huh? / Al, Britney needs you!

« on: September 25, 2018, 2342 UTC »

That Federline guy who beat your time with her isn't budging on the old child support negotiations, he wants them for life. Get to Louisiana and tune that lazy hombre up, pronto!

You never know, you might get her back.

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Huh? / Al, I've got Belinda and the Giant Penguin...

« on: September 05, 2018, 0235 UTC »

of Clearwater making landfall somewhere between Biloxi and Pensacola. Get up there and don't forget your penguin net. A little rhino tranquilizer for Belinda might not be a bad idea, either. I understand she may have gone feral?

143

Huh? / Who would win Al's dream girl fight...

« on: August 26, 2018, 0340 UTC »

the Fabulous Moolah or Belinda Carlisle? A lot of people don't know about Al and the Moolah. They were a big item before electricity.

144

Huh? / Al, steer that hurricane...

« on: August 23, 2018, 0101 UTC »

at the Big Island to put that pesky volcano out. Thanks!

145

Huh? / Al, what's the news from Aretha's bedside?

« on: August 14, 2018, 0515 UTC »

I know you're standing in the background ready to post the details, Scoop Fansome.

146

General Radio Discussion / Since Alex Jones got the boot from social media platforms.

« on: August 09, 2018, 0149 UTC »

How long before he shows up on SW in a howling duo of made up bull moose lunacy with Brother Stair?

147

Huh? / The Giant Penguin of Clearwater Beach, FL.

« on: July 31, 2018, 1131 UTC »

Al, Belinda has escaped her tank! Our tracking beacons have her making a beeline to Clearwater, the lair of the Giant Penguin and Scientology. Get over there with the Shady Acres Irregulars, pronto! The Giant Penguin wants to mate with her, and we suspect Tom Cruise is trying to recruit her into the cult.

If any of you doubt the reality of the Giant Penguin of Clearwater, look it up. It's as real as any of the pirates you guys try to get QSL's from.

148

Huh? / Space Force...

« on: June 21, 2018, 0950 UTC »

Where and when do you have to report for training, Space Cadet Fansome?

149

Huh? / About these volcano's, Alfy

« on: June 04, 2018, 1127 UTC »

Another went off in Guatemala last night. Volcano's are your bailiwick. What's our plan for confronting these monstrous mountains?

We took care of that dirty hippy mountain, Billy, decades ago, and defeated the Smith Mountain Bunnyman a few years back. We can take care of a few volcano's. Go to the comic book shop and nab a few virgins. The female variety are rare, but the males are often found in comic book shops and places like CalTech. We'll tell them the craters are hot tubs full of depraved and deprived swimsuit models. Pele doesn't care as long as she gets her virgins. If these guys think they're going to have relations with real women instead of inflatable ones, they'll pay us to go. Take out lil' insurance on them as part of standard waiver and it's 100% profit. It's a can't miss proposition.

BTW, no Flem's will be harmed in this project.

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Huh? / We've got the option on the first Whataburger in Pyongyang, Al.

« on: May 31, 2018, 0021 UTC »

Trump's given up on getting Kim to give up his nukes, but he'd like to have a cheeseburger with the man. It's up to us to save East Asia and your first love, Joyce Kim. Are you up to it? Dennis Rodman is Great Leader's taster, the man knows his burgers having traveled the country hundreds of times in his NBA days.

You and I both know how crappy Singapore burgers are, and what happens to people who have ticked off Great Leader who travel there. My plan is to get the store in Pyongyang running, collect our money, snatch one of their nukes and blow that troublesome volcano in Hawaii sky high. We'll get a Nobel Prize if we pull it off!