Hey Charon!

[Pigmeat]

I've been dead for over a week and I'm still waiting for you to get your boat over here so I can take all the fun out of Hell.

BTW, I got a little hungry. I found a three headed dog wandering around,so I ate it. I hope it didn't belong to anyone?

[Fansome]

First you ruined Pirate Radio, and now you're going to make Hell worse for the rest of us. Have you no shame?

[Pigmeat]

None.

Now,why is this river named after a second rate 70's stadium rock band?

[Fansome]

Ok, now you've done it. I am going to report you to the moderator here, and he will make sure that you never, never!!! post here again. You people from that "other" site think that you can do just about anything that you want. Well, I am here to tell you that your licentious behavior will not be tolerated!

Your insolence is beyond the pale.

None.

Now,why is this river named after a second rate 70's stadium rock band?

[Pigmeat]

Never mind, you lesser Imp. George Jones came by with his riding lawnmower. The two of us duct-taped the mower to a couple of logs,creating a makeshift hovercraft.

When the Lord of The Underworld got wind of us tearing up and down the Styx at breakneck speeds he gave us the rights to run his ferry's on the spot. You're out of work,ol' Feller.