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Offline OldSeaRock

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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2014, 2130 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't chase pirates, pirates chase him.  :P
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2014, 1751 UTC »
If KCBS is bleeding into a station Norris wanted to hear, Kim Jung Un would turn off the transmitter himself, just for chuck.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2014, 2314 UTC »
Chuck Norris thinks turning off a tube linear when changing out the finals is for wimps.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2014, 2319 UTC by audiokaos »
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2014, 1156 UTC »
Chuck Norris can decode RTTY by just listening to it.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2014, 1709 UTC »
When Chuck Norris gets bored, he often QSOs himself via EME using nothing more than a barefoot Hello Kitty Baby Monitor transmitter and receiver.

Until he gets bored with that.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2014, 0244 UTC »
Chuck Norris does his MW DXing at high noon.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2014, 2128 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't wait for good propagation.  He ionizes the ionosphere just by staring it down.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2014, 1328 UTC »
Chuck Norris can pick up DX on the box his radio came in.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2014, 1908 UTC »
Chuck Norris doesn't need an SDR; he just rips the knobs off of normal radios.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2014, 1411 UTC »
Chuck Norris can wipe out all communication when he gets mad, by simply pounding his fist & causing a solar flare.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2014, 2128 UTC »
While hanging his NASWA "Heard Absolutely Everything There Is to Hear" certificate, Chuck Norris accidentally pointed a stud sensor at himself and fried its electronics.
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2014, 0142 UTC »
Quote from: Fansome on October 07, 2014, 1908 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't need an SDR; he just rips the knobs off of normal radios.
 That's hillarious!!!!!!LOL!!!... then again i'm drunk...
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Re: Chuck Norris the DXer
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2015, 1444 UTC »
Chuck norris asked brother scare to shut up.




................and he did shut up.
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