Al, the World Health Organization needs your help!

[Pigmeat]

It seems Putin has weaponized penguin venom to silence the opposition. Since you're the only known survivor of penguin poisoning, albeit with a few minor brain bubbles, they would like some samples of your toenail clippings to study your DNA for an antidote.

Send them to WHO Box 24 Lula, GA 30554 with "hoof samples" written on the envelope. The fellow there will walk it over to the CDC and they'll send it to the WHO. Thanks Al!

[Josh]

qsl Box 69 Elkhorn NE 68022

[Pigmeat]

That's for hoof and and mouth disease. The WHO and the CDC still use the Lula drop as the CDC is located in Atlanta.

Pat Murphy said to send it c/o of a Col. Mike Adams, but what does he know? He's scared of snakes and thinks he's a rare species of Smith Mountain rabbit. Besides Al knows our Man in Lula.

I'm worried about Great Leader Trump. I think he's going blind. He's searching all over the news for reports of terrorism but missed this well publicized act of state sponsored poisoning? Sometimes a man can't see the terror in front of him due to all the leaking hookers in his past.