I hate to say it but Al is right; amphibians and aquatic animals are taking over the world.
Al is currently out wandering the countryside looking for a wifi signal. He's been tromping around the parking lots muttering, "Philly hotels are worse than Nashville's!" Then a bunch of kids came along, yelled, "It's Santy Claus!" and started pelting him with snowballs as is tradition in the City of Brotherly Love. They didn't count on the Santa of Pasadena being ambidextrous. He catches them with his right hand and heaves them back with his left.
George Zeller got caught in the crossfire and hurt severely. Instead of thinking he's Chief Wahoo, he thinks he's Chief Noc-A-Homa. The people of Cleveland are praying he recovers before baseball season begins.