2x slices wheat bread
Toast same
1st slathering of mustard
1st layer lettuce (red leaf preferred)
X slices lunchmeat(s)
1x slice tomato
X slices cheese (sharp cheddar preferred)
2nd layer lettuce
2nd slathering of mustard
Assemble to completion
Eat
*deviations to ingredients and additional layers of The Mini Dagwood are encouraged but a point of diminishing returns may be reached shortly