Who would win Al's dream girl fight...

[Pigmeat]

the Fabulous Moolah or Belinda Carlisle? A lot of people don't know about Al and the Moolah. They were a big item before electricity.

[Josh]

The human Belinda or the manatee Carlyle?

[radiogaga]

Was Moolah pimpin out Fanny too?

[Pigmeat]

The Moolah wouldn't back down from either, Josh. That woman was tough.

Gaga, if "pimpin' him out" means sending him over to Wendy Richter of the WWE and Shelly Berg of "Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling" fame house's in a French maids outfit to clean up every other day, then yes, the Moolah was pimping him out.

Moolah said it was down to Al or Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, but Bobby was able to outrun her. Bobby may have been bulky but that man could run like an express freight train. Al wanted to try on all the pretty shoes.

[Josh]

Ugh. I'll never get that image out of me head.

[Pigmeat]

Which image? Al in high heels or the Moolah, Wendy, and Shelly in heat? The Moolah and Shelly could stop a charging rhino with a single glance from 200 yards. A Fansome in heels better kick those things off and run when rhinos are afoot. Rhino's don't go for that funny stuff around their young.

Wendy wasn't bad looking, but she used her looks as way to get you closer to trap you in a figure four leg lock until you gave up the goods.

Those women nearly cleaned ol' Fanny out. Don't ask what Hashtepsut did to him when she was Pharaoh and Al was the King of Punt. The poor guy was down to a handful of myrrh when I met him.

[John Poet]

I do not understand the question...

[Pigmeat]

I do not understand the question...

That's the point. The life of Al, like the life of the Buddha after reaching Enlightenment, is one of contradictions. I'm sure you've heard the old proverb, "If you encounter Al along the road, run him over."?

When he discovered the digital tire pressure gauge and started enlightening the masses, Al had reached a perfect state of being. He's simply staying here to guide us all down the path to perfection.

Do you have your digital tire pressure gauge yet?

[Josh]

The local rat shack had a closeout on stuff and a digi tire gauge was one of the items, so I bought it. Not only is it problematic to get seated on a shrader valve, it's also inaccurate at least according to the de arsonval gauge.

[Pigmeat]

Uh-huh. Blame it on the tire gauge.