Al, I've got Belinda and the Giant Penguin...

[Pigmeat]

of Clearwater making landfall somewhere between Biloxi and Pensacola. Get up there and don't forget your penguin net. A little rhino tranquilizer for Belinda might not be a bad idea, either. I understand she may have gone feral?

[John Poet]

I'm not sure whether I'm more turned on by feral Belinda or the Giant Penguin....