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Obligatory Golf Joke For the Masters
« on: April 13, 2019, 1543 UTC »
I'm not a fan of the sport, the closest I have come to playing was a gym elective at a northern New England college.  We played the entire semester indoors as there was snow into May.  But I like the joke.

Golfer 1: (Rumble of thunder overhead) "If lightning comes, we should duck under that tall tree over there"
Golfer 2: "No, no, no.  Tall trees are prone to lightning strikes, that's dangerous."
Golfer 1: "OK then, what's your idea?"
Golfer 2: "We each pull out our 1 irons and hold them over our heads."
Golfer 1: "You are kidding, right?"
Golfer 2: "No, no.  I've been doing it for forty years, never been hit.  My father and grandfather did likewise before me, none of us has ever been it by lightning.  You see, not even the Good Lord can hit a 1 iron."
« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 1934 UTC by Ct Yankee »
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Re: Obligatory Golf Joke For the Masters
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 1831 UTC »
badum tish
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Re: Obligatory Golf Joke For the Masters
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2019, 1840 UTC »
"If the fewer times you hit the ball the better you are doing, why bother?"

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Re: Obligatory Golf Joke For the Masters
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2019, 1900 UTC »


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Re: Obligatory Golf Joke For the Masters
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2019, 1947 UTC »
bacon press  ;)

 

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