They weren't called "carpet burners" without a reason.
One of my favorite Laurel and Hardy movies, "Sons Of The Desert" begins with Stan and Ollie trying to hang a longwire on the roof of their duplex. Ollie is so concerned about falling off the roof he doesn't notice a soft spot in the roof. He comes crashing down through the ceiling and on to dining room table, which his wife is in the process of setting. It really takes off after that. Those scamps!