As someone who used to pull a logging chain behind his Grandpa and the plow to break up the clods in the tater patch starting at the age of eight, I appreciate the effort, but where was Gid Tanner And His Skillet Lickers, Uncle Dave Macon, Jimmy Rogers, Lonzo And Oscar, Grandpa Jones, and the lovely Minnie Pearl? You know what I'm talking about, Classical Music!
I hate taters, but I sure miss that mule, Sam. He never kicked me, which is more than I can say for Grandpa and those damned useless horse's he used to keep.