You're darn right pirate broadcasts endanger public safety, I got some stories about that.
Heh! I got round-the-clock Secret Service bodyguard protection but look what happened to me!
Like I said before, the face got all scratched up by a pirate radio (it fell on me, then I fell on it) and boy did it smart, I'm sore all over. But I got good emergency care, it's part of my government benefits which y'all taxpayers will be paying to us, a bunch of millionaire ex-presidents, for a long time, so I'll keep you posted each time my face gets messed up.
When these pirate broadcast folks get on the air, bad stuff happens, real bad stuff!
DON'T DO IT PEOPLE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET INNOCENT PEOPLE HURT OR KILLED!!!
OK??