Actually, from time to time we do get the odd kidney donated.
Really? any chance there is a spare liver hanging around,... I uh, may have need of a new one.
I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
I sent my liver to Peru.
I sent my lungs and my kidneys, for the summer to Sydney,
But I'm sending my heart to you.
<George Carlin>
So give a finger to North Korea,
And pack your boys off to Baku.
FedEx your spleen (if you wanna) to Bophuthatswana
Donate the balance to HFU!
<Anon>
"It's for Science"