Radio Azteca Marathon #12 via AARS 6935 AM 0000 UTC 7 AUG 2023

[Skipmuck]

0000 UTC Radio Azteca IS (What time is it? It's commode hugging time in the valley)
Solid S9 signal with light fades and light noise
0001 UTC Bram with program #34 "Bend over backwards and do everything you can do to fix America's butt crack problem"
0003 UTC Phantom of the Opera music, then funky music, followed by mail program...mention of Monique...#2 QSL whore...gerbil stamps...Radio Ortega...has anyone ever mailed a live gerbil...letter from Alberta
0009 UTC Music...Radio Azteca, the station that whips it good, then Hillbilly music
0010 UTC "Actual Stuff"...Plastic cows in Chicago...you rural Americans are so crude with your humor
0011 UTC "The Flushing Report"...busted a sewer main...raw sewage into the river
(I'm getting strong QRM from 6930 USB, so I switched to 6935 USB from AM)
0015 UTC "5 people have jobs worst than yours"..."mammary flash" story
0017 UTC Cartoon theme music followed by "Radio Azteca, about as useful as steel belted toilet paper"
0018 UTC "You Are My Sunshine", then Top 10 list...Top 10 DXer's phobias
0021 UTC Music (Switched back to AM here)
0022 UTC "Radio Azteca Story Time"...spied a pirate ship...led his crew into battle...2 pirate ships...vanquished the pirates...Red Shirt...the crew won't see me bleed"...10 pirate ships approaching...."bring me my brown pants"
0024 UTC Rumba music followed by "Ask Doctor Radio"...numbers stations...measurements of Cuban women...What a banana plug is...What is inductive coupling
0026 UTC "Radio Azteca, more confusing than amateur night at a drag queen bar"
0027 UTC End of program #34....tour of Radio Azteca studios
0028 UTC Good night folks...good night everybody
0029 UTC Radio Azteca IS
0031 UTC Bram, then ZZ Top tune...Program #35...3MTA3 license plate turned down...talking about George Zeller and the Winterfest
0035 UTC "Actual Stuff"...OM killed by flashlight in his mouth when he hit the floor..."Goat-A-Gram"...bra theft
0038 UTC Drums, then Top 10 List..."Top 10 Disney DXer Movie"...Alice in Hauser Land...The Scarf Man of Notre Dame...Jeff White and the Seven Dwarves"
0041 UTC Tour of the Radio Azteca compound...Al the Security Guard...your own medicine man, RF Burns...Secretarial Pool...chickens clucking....social intercourse...what our salty mail woman Monique is up to"
What we give our chinchilla for constipation..."
0044 UTC Our Board of Directors is sitting (gunfire)...Billy Bob chilipecker, our spiritual advisor
0046 UTC "Radio Azteca transmitter building"..."I'm Glenn Hauser"...what are you really here looking for?
0048 UTC Music, followed by Ask Doctor Radio...6955 frequency and never hear anything...
0051 UTC Latin American music with vocals...QSL address...program #35...
0053 UTC Sign off announcement, then IS
0054 UTC "It's commode hugging time in the valley"
0055 UTC "Program #36"...never stick your tongue into an electrical device
0057 UTC Mail program...airwaves full of BS again...once in awhile there is a Baby Ruth amidst the turds...like to get one of those Goat-A-Grams...where did we find Monique the Mail Woman...made her a lucrative offer...West Virginia story...gerbils running out of Doctor Radio's office...
0102 UTC "Glenn Hauser vs Gene Scott", followed by Radio Azteca Story Time...billionaire and mural on the library wall...Custers last stand...Holy Cow...look at all those F**king injuns"
0105 UTC Radio Azteca Editorial by "The Angry Man" about music on shortwave
0107 UTC "Actual Stuff"...workers sacrificed a calf and a ram to visiting dignitaries...crocodile attack...skills requisite to be a professional nose picker..
0109 UTC "The Flushing Report"...girl died from a hairball in her stomach..."Hair" sung by unid artist
0112 UTC ? deep fried his gerbils...
0113 UTC "Sheba"
0114 UTC "Top 10 List"..."Top 10 DX bumperstickers we'd like to see"...DXers do it with frequency...half of the dxers in the world are below average...honk if you love Glenn Hauser
0117 UTC How do you write zero in Roman numerals..."Ask Doctor Radio"...coxswain...Who is the Crooked Man calling and what does he want?...
0122 You've been listening to Radio Azteca program #36, then sign off statement
0123 UTC Radio Azteca IS, then AARS ID...marathon program #12... allaztecarelayservice@gmail.com
0124 UTC OFF

Thanks again for the rebroadcast AARS! Great reception this evening!

[Radio Star]

0001 - BS w/ID: Radio Azteca #34"

[N2MLP]

0001 UTC

S 9  +10 signal

program #34

[JustGreg]

I have it with fair/good signal doing show # 34.  Thanks for the show.
Some interference from signal on 6930.  for me it is better in USB.
taring to fade here 0015

 

[TRI International]

0004 UTC Om talking about qsl #2

S 7 to 8 with noise via W3HFU, thanks for the show.

[Brixx]

0006 UTC S9 +10

[myteaquinn]

0007: Can make out Bram speaking but a noisy S5 signal.

[Molvania Poacher]

SINPO=33433 (at 016, signal improved to 34443, when adjacent signal ceased).

012- Bram S on the mic, reading news. Aqueduct blockage with the potential for explosive fecal matter. A listening device was NOT placed in a mobster's backside when a bullet was removed several years ago. Etc!
017- Classical music from Rocky and Bullwinkle, followed by Bram IDing.
018- "You Are My Sunshine" by Gene Autry, then Bram back. Top Ten DXer's Phobias at 019.

[dxwingr]

0041 utc SIO333 direct  kindy noisy

[TheHappyWanker]

0104 UTC S6 above the noise.. Always a pleasure to hear them. Thx THW

[clobdell]

0105 Talk by "the Angry Man" ....  S8 with slow fades
0106  ID by Bram .....
0107  Actual Stuff stories .....
0109  The Flushing Report ....  17 yo girl dies after giant hairball recovered.
0124 Off after AARS ID

[Flamin' Groovies]

0105:  "a new feature - Radio Azteca editorial.

Would be a decent listen if not for static crashes.