Radio Azteca Marathon #14 via AARS 6935 AM 0200 UTC 18 AUG 2023

[Skipmuck]

0200 UTC "It's commode hugging time in the valley", followed by drums (S9+ here with light fading and pesky on LSB)
0202 UTC Bram with Program # 40...anniversary program
0203 UTC ZZ top bumper music, then Bram talk, followed by Mail Program...talking about Monique's protruberances ...people getting too serious about their reception reports
0209 UTC Drum music, Bram, then bumper music
0210 UTC "Top 10 List"..."Top 10 New Sports Team Names We'd Like to See"...San Francisco 69ers...Nebraska CornHoler...New York Yankers...Montreal Exposures
0212 UTC Bumper music
0213 UTC Bram mentioning 10th Anniversary program followed by Radio Azteca Story Time...George Washington crossing the river...rallied the troops...house of ill-repute in the woods...we can give you warmth...we have 32 men without Peters...you gotta be shittin me!
0218 UTC Message for Colonel Anderson...bumper music...Gerbil story
0221 UTC Topless protest against Redwood logging...electronic breast warmer bra
0226 UTC Latin American music
0228 UTC Bram talking "you could have been looking for topless woman in the woods"
0229 UTC Radio Azteca horn IS, followed by Top Dog Law skit
0230 UTC Radio Azteca horn IS, music, then Bram with "Special Program" for Winterfest
0233 UTC Fake ad for penis mug, then music, followed by Bram talking...mention of Kulpsville
0236 UTC Thanks to Dolly Parton, Glenn Hauser...10 minutes alone with Lad from Voice of the Night, followed by Bram's take on the Kulpsville program schedule 
0242 UTC "Animal Stories"...dogs for the Dept of Defense...lyrics in Cowboy songs..."I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart"
0251 UTC Music, followed by "Top 10 List"...Top 10 reasons why folks didn't go to Kulpsville
0254 UTC Bram with "Cantilever Bra" and Doctor Dicky's Assortment Pack" ads, followed by Bram giving a rundown of the Radio Azteca programming
0258 UTC Radio Azteca horn IS, then "Top Dog Law"
0300 UTC Horn IS, followed by music, then Bram mentioning "Sheba" by Johnny & the Hurricanes..."Gross but tasteful music"..."Music and ID Special"
0303 UTC First piece of music we ever played...folk/C&W tune-YL singer
0308 UTC Bram...from the National Lampoon..."Deteriorata"?
0313 UTC Bram with QSL info, followed by some odd Asian music..."ban of constipated violin players"
0315 UTC Song for the DXer's out in the woods with lyrics "I like a nose full of snot"..."I Like You Too"-OM singer with gruff voice
0319 UTC Bram...The National Anthem of the Great White North" Lyrics "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK"
0321 UTC Bram....didn't that make you want to strip and hug a tree...then music with lyrics "Sometimes you Win Sometimes You Don't"-OM singer..."Ain't Nothing Wrong With the Radio"
0325 UTC Bram playing "My Music"...time for another classic...time for an international favorite (song with accordion and OM singer and yodeling)
0333 UTC Bram with QSL info...this has been the Radio Azteca music and ID special, then horn IS
0334 UTC OM with AARS ID...marathon 14... allaztecarelayservice@gmail.com
0336 UTC OFF

Thanks again AARS!

[myteaquinn]

0200: Heard very weak talk and into the horn interval signal, that really cut through the static. Back to very weak mostly unintelligible talk. 
0210: A countdown but the static is killing the signal.

[Molvania Poacher]

SINPO=22232, with pesky(?) QRM and some noise too.
204- Dudley Do-Right Theme.
204- Bram on the mic, but tough copy here. Talking about various news and human interest stories (including a law prohibiting selling the clothes you're wearing to settle a gambling debt), plus listeners' letters. Occasional audio clips and sound effects (including "Great Balls of Fire").
209- Interstitial fast drum music.
210- Bram IDs station and announces that this is their Fifth Anniversary program.
210- Instrumental music.
210- Bram holds tonight's Top Ten list in his hands from the home office in Davenport, Iowa. Non-politically correct sports team names they'd like to see.

SINPO=34333
259- IS repeating.
300- "Sheba" by Johnny and The Hurricanes.
302- Bram back on the mic with a music and ID special. We have the grand privilege of tuning into Radio Azteca! Instructions how to send a QSL report to mail drop address.

[TheHappyWanker]

S9 just over the noise. Audio is up to Par tonight Id say. Jammer in there too

[Kestrel]

0222  Parody news story

S7-8, with some fading and QRN

[hsmith77]

0229 music Anthem  lots of noise
0231 Drum music 
0232 Bram Stoker with Id
0235 Bram giving thanks to listeners George Zeller Bob Grove  Glen Hauser
0238 John Arthur Andy Yoder
0246 Animal story about a dog .

[Grumpy Grandpa]

Tough going here with all of this flutter.
I hear some occasional talk @ 0303, but that's about it.

Fort Smith AR/RSPdx/W6LVP