Does it have the range to rain flaming potbellied pigs into the Crimea?
The Muslim population would run for their lives at the sight of flaming swine falling from the sky. The Russian soldiers, who've never had a decent meal in their lives, will be going tooth and nail at each other over who gets dibs on all the pulled pork created by the barrage.
If your gun won't handle pigs, Spam or Treet, should work.