Why hello, Kurtz. I see you've left the Congo Basin for the Mackenzie River.
That tooth extraction thing? I'm sorry about that. I was in the service of King Babar in those days. The implant was our only means of tracking your poaching activities.
Don't be pestering the narwhals and walruses,while you're up there, you'll force Mr. Fansome to fire up HAARP. You know what a nasty jolt it delivers when it activates that implant.
Good luck in this years Yukon Quest. Mr. Fansome went out of his way to create prime weather for the event.
BTW, keep an eye out for Hap Shaughnessy. He's got something up his toque for this years event.