Al, did you forget to fill in the Hollywood fault when you were visiting the the folks this past Xmas? Local seismologists think you broke through the mantle poking around.
There were a couple of soundbites on today's news from them, and I quote, "We have a massive helium leak. How will the Earth remain in orbit if it can't stay aloft?" and "If the Moho Men get loose, it's Fansome's fault."
I knew I shouldn't have loaned you my good shovel.