Al, your sheepskin pants arrived......

[Pigmeat]

at the office for this year's gathering at Bohemian Grove.

Remember, the fleece goes on the outside. You won't get that nasty rash, and the company won't have to change dry cleaners............., again.

Say "hello" to Dick Cheney and the lesser imps for me. Stay away from the altar in front of the wooden owl during the festivities. You know how blood can stain wool.

[atrainradio]

well this all sounds too cryptic for me.

[Fansome]

It's funny; the GF was just asking me about "The Grove". I almost blurted out the truth, then I realized that if I did, we'd then have a to play a little game I like to call "A Cask of Amontillado". A lot of those redwoods have hollow trunks, you know...

at the office for this year's gathering at Bohemian Grove.

Remember, the fleece goes on the outside. You won't get that nasty rash, and the company won't have to change dry cleaners............., again.

Say "hello" to Dick Cheney and the lesser imps for me. Stay away from the altar in front of the wooden owl during the festivities. You know how blood can stain wool.

[Pigmeat]

Give her the Michael Corleone classic, "Never ask me about my business.".  That usually works with the nosy chicks.

Atrain, watch the last third of the Tom Hanks/Dan Aykroyd classic redux of "Dragnet". The "Dance of the Goatskin Pants" is featured prominently towards the end. It was shot in Los Angeles to misdirect the public. (Ask Alex Jones.) Our friend Fansome did a fine job choreographing the scene.