"Tee Hee/Ez Kinda Funny"

[Nella F.]

                         (From "Cannabis" by Chris Duvall, page 91, chapter four, "The Drug Goes Global"):

                   People have always had diverse experiences on drug Cannabis. For instance, in the 1670's
               'eight or tenne' British sailors tried bhangtea in eastern India. Two sailors experienced no
               effects (common among first-timers), one 'wept bitterly all the Afternoon', one was 'terrified with
               fear', one was 'quarrelsome', two 'Sat sweating...in Exceeding Measure" and four or five 'lay upon
               the Carpets [,] highly Complementing each other in high terms.' The sailor who described the party
               decided bhang was of 'Such a bewitchinge Sottish nature, that whoever use it but one month
               or two cannot forsake it without much difficultie'.
                                                                               

[Skipmuck]

The statistical analysis is obviously flawed, as none of the sailors were reported to have gotten the "munchies".

[ByteBORG]

Now where's that bag of Doritos ?