Al, you're an Uber Geek. The next time you're in L.A. punch this guy in the face and give him multiple swirlies for having both the stupidest name in the world and imitating a scientist.
I'd do it myself but I'm currently banned from SoCal for referring to the Kardashian's as gold digging whores. I knew gold digging whores were major industry in the region, but when did they start passing laws to protect them from being called what they are?
This next one is for the group.
If Kim Kardashian were to climb Mount Everest, would her butt implants explode due to the lack of atmospheric pressure, or would they contract into her anus from the cold? Feel free to speculate.
I think they would contract, turning her inside out, leaving her to talk out of her ass like her mother, but that's just an educated guess.