A friend of mine wrote a poem.
I believe that the sand should be kept for those who win
The pyramids were built by Joseph from my religion
The reason I get publicity, is because I'm an ignorant imbecility
Can you guess me yet? I'll bet the keys to my jet!
I love deals - I haven't made a bad one yet
I know that won't change, for what could be better than
hate,
war,
greed,
and patriotic Confederacy!
I sleep with my sister, I think my daughter is hot
I think the rich are rich, and the poor are my whores
I will continue this standard, and start such great wars!
And best of all, when I'm in the hall, when I am bored of my wife
I give girls fear as I whisper when I'm near,
"I only sleep with girls who are Pro-Life!"
- Green eggs and Walls