Al, about these whales.

[Pigmeat]

I saw footage of a blue whale today, those things are huge! As God informed us in the Bible, Jonah was swallowed by one of these great Leviathans while doing a little summer boating. How long are we going to stand by while these beasts beach themselves in a ploy to scoop up a couple of hundred children in their great maws for a little snack? Did you ever stop to think Fred and Amelia were snatched out of the air by a rogue whale as they were landing on Howland Island? They can throw themselves high above the water, disappearing without leaving a trace of themselves, or their victims, on the surface.

God compels us to destroy the beasts before they can take to the land. Snap out of this penguin obsession and do your duty, man!

[Fansome]

I used to support this organization:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_North_Alliance

But their web site seems to have disappeared. They used to send out a very interesting newsletter with information on events pertaining to whaling.

[Pigmeat]

Now if we could only find a way to do something about those pesky baby fur seals. Hundreds of Canadian children are lured out onto the ice by their cute looks, only to fall through to be eaten by narwhals. It's one of the lesser known symbiotic relationships of the lower St. Lawrence estuary.