I announce my possible candidacy for President and Putin quits Syria mere hours later. Hmmm........
Coincidence, I think not. Rally the Grande' Armee', Al, we're marching on Moscow. Bring penguins, we're stocking the Caspian with the beasts. They'll reproduce, swim up the Volga, forming a venomous wall keeping the Russians trapped to the east. The Iranians won't be able to move north to assist the Russians, for fear of the well-groomed little killers lurking on the beaches.
Isn't geopolitics swell? No wonder Teddy Roosevelt being President was "The most fun I ever had." I'm having a grand old time and I haven't been sworn in yet.